my mouth tastes like poor choices
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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