Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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