Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
