I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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