too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish i was in the wii world.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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