I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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