There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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