She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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