what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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