I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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