East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You're breaking my sexual little heart
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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