good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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