I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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