It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We have started to decorate penises.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
you never un-have a 4some
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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