i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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