I got chris browned last night
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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