I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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