well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
