I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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