I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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