maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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