Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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