some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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