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You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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