No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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