You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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