is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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