you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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