I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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