i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
we're so committed to being not committed
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