what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Enjoy the penises
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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