you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
