I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I forget how to act sober
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