Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my mouth tastes like poor choices
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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