I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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