Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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