check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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