Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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