He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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