just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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