that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 ðŸžðŸ·
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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