i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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