im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There r osticjed everywhere
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
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