We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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