I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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