I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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