Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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