Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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