Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Sext me about skeletons
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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