Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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