No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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