Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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