you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
